Chapter 6

"Disobedient" exclaimed Bill. "Aaaaaaaaaaaah this necklace certainly does hang delicately upon thine lavish octopus."

"Indeed" retorted flocks of passing, diseased pigeonesque pigeons.

Surveying the jugglers, Dr Bill pondered how to avenge Patricia's ghastly and amusing impression of James LaBrie.

Suddenly and atrociously, something unimportant sprouted from clumps of baked muffin remnants. Patricia surely turned inside her crumbly metaphorical state.

At once the banners unfurled!

"CHARGE!"

"RETREAT!"

repeated hordes of the pattern jugglers that circled comically around him.

Therefore, wielding his purple swollen piece of crumbly cheddar, Bill thrust emotionally, causing the jugglers to spin disasterously into sheol.

"VICTORY!!" the voices triumphantly roared because finally the talented Pigeon King had lost his trusty digestive tract.

But Bill noticed that his sleeves had become caught tightly in the teleport continuum's teleport handle so flexing his liquidating digestive biscuit failed.

"Lights out!" shouted everyone attending, jumping into the teleport continuum.

--FIN--

Look out for the next epic novel in the series - 'How many heads will there be on the Pigeon King?' available soon in bookstores near you.

Chapter 5

"Reverse!" shouted a pattern juggler whilst throwing himself savagely towards some Japanese tourists. Unfortunately the teleport continuum had rested dangerously amongst the increasingly amused allotment of badgers! Rolobennet rocked the teleport until it unexpectedly transported all twenty pattern jugglers directly to the place Rolobennet feared it would: The Court of the Pigeon King!!!!!!!

Bill also jumped into Action Man's leotard and jumped into Batman's lycra swimming trunks. He asked a very progressive question: "Why did Genesis run close to the edge of the court of the Pigeon King?

"Go now!" screamed Patricia inside the mind of Bill! But he ignored the advice and ran towards the teleport Continuum!

Chapter 4

BANG! Bill shouted loudly, rehearsing the inevitable procedure of time travel in a manipulating way. Opening the doors of the teleport he found himself in another asparagus! Thunderstruck, he slowly approached something that resembled a bottle of maple syrup, poking it aggressively he realised that it actually resembled Mike, a drummer from America.

"Eat me!" cried Mike.

"Not in the factory" exclaimed Bill.

"Do it!" screamed Mike.

Leaning forward Bill shot his arctic cold cup into Mike's lustrous forehead. Bill journeyed back quickly towards Normandy, where the teleport couldn't be but he needed to get himself, to travel speedily onwards and reach the teleport continuum.

Chapter 3

Suddenly, lights flashed brightly, confusing Dr Bill who tumbled head first into the now 2012 year old continuum. "Oh my!" shrieked Patricia as swirls of fluorescent jelly wibbled dangerously around mutilating all the chicken nipple nuggets. Patricia gobbled remnants of muffins, created at the muffin utility until 1987, incidentally this packet contained poison!". "Bleaugheahheaaa" cried Patricia; dying, she told Bill "Avenge my death!"

"How!!?"

"by finding 20 pattern jugglers, that hate hip-hop and work related illnesses"

"Where should I take my jugglers?"

"TO THE COURT OF THE PIGEON KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNG"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"

Patricia breathed her last, tears dropped down Bill's nose. Determined, he entered the legendary time manipulating vortex aka the teleport continuum... (to be continued)

Chapter 2

"Hewooo!" said Jordan river's multicoloured donkey-trainer, that cruised effortlessly upon a wistful breeze. Dr Bill had done twenty-one years in a detention facility with the meanest pigeon, so he wasn't concerned by the insipid appearence of the donkey-trainer, so bravely, he chopped off the smallest finger from the donkey-trainer's donkey. Stepping carelessly into a chamber nearby, he suddenly realised he was alone! Undeterred and filled with anticipation, Dr Bill bumped towards the teleport a drive bongo asparagus factory. Inside he met Patricia the fire starter who enquired "Would you like to show me your massive enormous most fabulous and distinctly unique looking grand piano?"

"No, but I will show you my purple swollen mouldy piece of crumbly cheddar."

"Oooh!" replied Patricia stepping slowly into the teleport continuum... (to be continued)

Chapter 1

"GENESIS!!!" cried Dr Bill's computer generated progressive rock loving IRC-based substitute proghead at the utility room. However, a passer-by overheard this exclamation; outraged, she threw a spitfire made in China toward the record player abruptly. Upon realisation of this outrageous act Dr. Bill's program belched the periodic table so incredibly that the panel that judged the drama which grant starred in vanished!!! Subsequently Bill grimaced, and huffed, but undertook the quest of the Progressive kidney bean. Adventurously he embarked out to the big teleport continuum... (to be continued)

Introduction

This blog will publish, as it is written a one-word story written by two of the world's most famous one-word story writers. Also available by these authors, is 'The Pigeon King', available upon request.

Enough! On with the story!